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Thad...
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I said no toys at Grandfather's.
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But it's Christmas.
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- Stop it!
- Hey.
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Hey, Dad!
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Hey! Thad,
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you can't go crying to other people
all the time.
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A man needs to know
when to stand up for himself.
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Dear Magic-Isn't-Real Ball,
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will Thad ever be a man?
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Ouch.
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"Outlook not so good."
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You broke it.
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Dad? Sid?
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Someone help me!
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Help!
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Hello?
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Thaddeus.
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Thaddeus Sivana.
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Who are you?
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How do you know my name?
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I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
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Sworn to protect the realms
from the Seven Deadly Sins.
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But years have passed,
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and I grow weak.
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That is why I seek a champion
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to inherit my magic.
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You want me to do magic?
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With this,
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all of my powers will become yours.
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Ah. But first...
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you must demonstrate
that you're pure of heart
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and strong in spirit.
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He lies.
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Don't be his champion.
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We can give you power.
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Take the eye.
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Take it.
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Your father thinks you're weak.
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Show him your power.
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Take the eye.
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No.!.
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What?
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What happened?
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Only the purest of hearts
can resist their temptations.
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But you,
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you will never be worthy.
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Wait.
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I'm good enough, I swear!
- What?
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Let me back in!
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Calm down, Thad!
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- Don't open the door!
- Stop it!
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- Calm down.
- Stop!
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Hey, I'm gonna kill you,
you little freak!
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Stop... Oh!
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I was just there.
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This man, this wizard,
he took me to a castle and...
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Stop. Stop!
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Stop it!
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You miserable, whiny, little shit!
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You could have killed us!
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Do you understand that?
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Dad?
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Dad!
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Dad?
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You're okay.
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You're gonna be okay.
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You did this.
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You did this!
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No.
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Dad.
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Your magic grows weak.
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Soon, you won't be able to contain us.
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Seeking Spell,
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find me one soul who is worthy.
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No matter how long it takes.
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Holy moly! The boys in blue!
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Sure glad to see you.
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I called as soon as I saw.
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They're in there.
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You stay here.
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Police!
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I saw 'em hide back in there.
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- Police, coming in!
- Police!
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- There's nobody here.
- What do you mean?
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- It's a closet.
- You really bought that, huh?
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- Hey, no, no, no!
- Hey!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Open this up right now, kid.
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That's a federal offense, kid.
You can't do that!
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Do not go in that car.
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Come on, open the door. Please.
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Please, come on.
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Open this, right now!
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Very good, very funny.
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Very funny. That's great.
That's hilarious.
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Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at
the Laurelwood shopping center, please.
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Dispatch, cancel that request.
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Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.
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Walkie-talkies? How old are you?
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No, no, no.
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That's my lunch, kid!
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Miss Batson...
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I've been looking for you.
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No. Gosh.
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It's me. It's Billy.
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Okay.
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I want the tiger.
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I know, honey, I know.
But Mom's not exactly going pro here.
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We got one!
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But I wanted a tiger.
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Oh, but this is
the real prize, baby. See?
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You can use that your whole life.
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You'll always find your way.
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I can't let the ball get away.
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Mom?
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Hey.
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Who are you with, bud?
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Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.
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Hey, don't worry, kid.
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I'm sure she'll come looking
before too long, okay?
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They always do.
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Mom, I'm home.
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Yes?
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Yeah, uh, is this Rachel Batson?
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Who's asking?
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Um...
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Yeah, see, the thing is...
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I think you're my mom.
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You sure about that?
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Sorry to bother you.
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Just had to take my lunch, huh?
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You save me any fries?
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Foster home in Pittsburgh
reported you missing two weeks ago.
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You're sending me back?
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No.
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They don't want you.
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- Harsh.
- You laugh,
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but you've run from foster homes
in six counties, Mr. Batson.
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From good people
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who want you, all in pursuit of someone
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who arguably does not.
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It's time someone looked you in the eye
and told it to you straight.
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I don't need parents
to play make-believe with.
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- I got a mom.
- Yes.
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You're some detective.
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Seventy-three Batsons
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between the ages of 28 to 40,
and you've crossed out every one.
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She's still out there. I know it.
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There's a couple outside, Mr. Batson.
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They run a group home.
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I can take care of myself.
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When you're 18.
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Until then,
I won't have you living on the streets,
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looking for someone
who never looked for you.
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Give these people a chance.
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'Cause that's what they're giving you.
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You're out of options.
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I'm gonna skip the spiel.
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Just know that me and Rosa, we get it.
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We were foster kids back in the day.
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Ooh, back in the Dark Ages.
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Girl, I'm young at heart.
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I got my finger on the pulse.
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Yeah, that's a reference
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to his blood pressure because he's old.
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Billy, do you have any food allergies?
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Gonna wish you did.
Darla's cooking.
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What?
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We know
how overwhelming it can all be.
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New house, new faces.
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All up in your face.
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Just take it at your own speed.
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Hello?
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We're home.
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That's what happens when you suck!
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So much for the welcome party.
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Yeah, that thing
growing out of the couch
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would be Eugene.
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Is that him?
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Oh, my gosh! Billy!
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Whoa! Slow down, slow down.
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Welcome home!
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- And that's Darla.
- I'm Darla.
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Big hugger.
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I noticed.
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Die, die, die!
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He doesn't mean that.
It's a game.
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Hey.
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No sodas after dark, remember?
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Whoa. When did it get dark?
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Oh, the poster.
I made you one.
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Come look! Oh, no!
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Sorry, Pedro must've been working out.
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His goal is to get swole.
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Just one hit! Just one hit!
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Oh...
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Here.
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Yes, exactly why your math department
is so uniquely suited for me.
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Shut up! No!
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I can't even with Eugene right now.
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I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview.
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I'm Billy.
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What am I most excited about?
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Oh! What a great question.
I was hoping you'd ask.
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What am I most excited about?
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Mention you're a foster kid.
Colleges eat that up.
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What I'm most excited about
is the campus experience.
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As a foster child, I'm a big believer
in finding family and friends
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in the most unlikely of places.
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I'm gonna miss that girl so much.
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It's Caltech.
It's a very prestigious school.
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And also all the way in California.
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But we don't have to talk
about that right now.
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It's a tough subject for me.
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Do you like vegan food?
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- Mmm-mmm.
- Because, see, I love animals.
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Oh, no! The Tofurky!
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Oh, no, we may have to eat
a real turkey!
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- Is that...
- It's okay.
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Come, I'll show you your room.
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It's a bit of a madhouse,
I know, but it's fun.
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Time to dance on your grave!
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Watch the bum step. Pedro...
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Say hi to Billy.
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Don't take it personally.
He's like that with everyone.
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Freddy.
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This is Billy Batson.
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Make sure you make him feel at home.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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Maybe don't say anything too weird?
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Oh, one weird thing is,
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did you know that Romans used to
brush their teeth with their urine?
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And apparently, it works.
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Yep. Um...
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Oh, it's a long way down.
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Trust me, I speak from experience.
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Victor pushed me.
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They seem nice, but don't buy it.
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It gets real Game of Thrones
around here.
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What?
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Dude, I'm just messin' around.
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It's, um, terminal cancer.
I only have three months.
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Kidding, again!
You look at me, and you're like,
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"Why so dark? You're a disabled
foster kid. You've got it all."
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Right?
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00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,790
Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang.
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I mean, it's a replica,
but feel how sharp.
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I could kill you in your sleep
with that thing.
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You more of a Supes guy?
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Yeah, me, too.
Behold, the holy grail.
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One nine-millimeter round
shot at Superman himself.
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It's legit.
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Probably worth, I don't know,
five, six hundred, maybe more.
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What's in the bag?
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Hey.
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Hey, it's all good.
It's good to maintain boundaries.
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You don't gotta talk so much,
you know.
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Anyway, this place is great.
You're gonna love it.
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Dinner!
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All hands on deck.
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Thank you for this family.
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Thank you for this day.
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Thank you for this food,
even if it's not steak filet.
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Big school.
2,000 students, you might think,
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"Wow, so many strangers."
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But not if you think of them
as possible future friends.
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Then it's,
"Wow, so many friends."
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00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,924
The principal, her name's Shirley.
She's the best.
272
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,801
Next.
273
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,511
This is our security scanner.
274
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,971
Like in an airport.
It's totally safe.
275
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,516
I know what it is.
276
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,143
- Does she always do this?
- Mmm-hmm.
277
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,520
Silence makes me uncomfortable.
278
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:32,065
She's almost never uncomfortable.
279
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,902
Have a good first day, big brother.
280
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,153
Look, you don't have to hug me
all the time.
281
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,448
We're not actually
brother and sister, so...
282
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:43,284
I'm sorry.
283
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,580
- Hey.
- Hey.
284
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,750
I didn't mean to make her...
285
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,548
I was overwhelmed, honestly.
286
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,301
He said I must be pure of heart.
287
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,887
He call himself a wizard.
288
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:08,308
He even dressed like a wizard
from Harry Potter or some...
289
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,814
But you're saying
that other people have experienced this?
290
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:16,608
In a sense, yes.
Do you remember what he said to you?
291
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,778
He tested me.
292
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,948
There were these statues.
293
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,452
Their eyes, it's like they were
looking at me, making me think things.
294
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,703
Horrible things.
295
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,373
And do these approximate what you saw?
296
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,420
Yes, that's exactly how I remember it.
297
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,838
I don't understand.
How do you know...
298
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:42,050
Recurrent imagery has proven very common
in cases of mass hysteria.
299
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,302
Mass hysteria?
300
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,013
I know. The term's a bit theatrical.
301
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,849
But take UFO sightings, for example.
302
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,435
Lights in the sky, flying saucers.
303
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,355
Isolated incidents of people
who do not know each other...
304
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,815
The symbols.
305
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,069
Ask her about the symbols.
306
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:06,992
Sorry, Ms. Kwan.
But as an example of recurrent imagery,
307
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,952
maybe you'll recall seeing
308
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,663
these symbols
before the alleged abduction.
309
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,541
I don't remember any symbols, no.
310
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,172
I think I got it on video.
There was something, um...
311
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,257
I remember the numbers
on my alarm clock.
312
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,592
They kept shifting.
313
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,675
Video?
314
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,221
Show me the video.
315
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,224
Uh, Ms. Kwan, this is Dr. Sivana.
316
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,560
Um, one moment, I can send it.
317
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,356
Hello? Oh, my God!
318
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,482
Who's there?
319
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,487
Hello? What's going on?
What's happening?
320
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,574
I'm going to call the police!
321
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,327
Then this blinding light all around me
322
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,663
and I felt like I was getting
pulled down into something.
323
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,625
It felt like a temple
carved inside a mountain.
324
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,502
He looked exactly what you'd expect
from a guy who calls himself a wizard.
325
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,712
and how you were brought there
to save the world.
326
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,757
- Wearing a cape.
- And there's no ceiling.
327
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,049
We ran the numbers again...
328
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,634
Dr. Sivana!
329
00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:11,057
I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but you're funding my project.
330
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,143
And when I'm interviewing,
I don't wanna be interrupted.
331
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,354
Fifty-six recorded abductions.
332
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,689
- I never saw it.
- Saw what?
333
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,414
Doctor, what is all this?
334
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,417
All these years...
335
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,423
I was convinced
I had the incorrect sequence.
336
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:48,427
Or perhaps the wrong symbols
337
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,096
to open the door.
338
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:55,684
But on that woman's alarm clock,
the seven symbols.
339
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:02,650
The sequence
repeated itself seven times.
340
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,362
That's the difference.
341
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,489
Is this some sort of joke?
342
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,450
It may seem that way to you
343
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:14,162
because we're not
in actuality studying mass hysteria.
344
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,788
What all these people have seen,
345
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,960
every single one of them,
is absolutely real.
346
00:24:21,169 --> 00:24:24,212
An alarm clock malfunctions
347
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,299
and your first thought is
it's proof of a wizard?
348
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,509
- Hmm.
- Come on, Dr. Sivana.
349
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:32,012
You can't believe any of this is real.
350
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:45,859
Why, yes.
351
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,742
Yes, I do.
352
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:36,868
I've been waiting for this moment
for so long...
353
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,872
and now here we are.
354
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,416
You don't remember me, do you?
355
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,008
I remember you.
356
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,095
You were a boy.
357
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,180
And now you dare intrude in my kingdom.
358
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,976
Do you know what it's like for a child
to be told you'll never be good enough?
359
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,144
No, you don't.
360
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:06,816
What you said to me all those years ago
made me realize who I really was.
361
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,442
And you know something?
362
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,405
I am not pure of heart.
363
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:18,536
The wizard
is too weak to stop us.
364
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,123
No!
365
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,374
No!
366
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:35,135
You never found your champion.
367
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,473
But we found ours.
368
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:58,617
You are the true champion.
369
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,442
They're using you.
370
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:34,194
You're nothing to them
but a means of escape.
371
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,247
Through you, they'll spread their poison
to everything they touch!
372
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,165
Make mankind turn on each other!
373
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,670
You seek a pure soul, old man,
374
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:52,922
but no one's worthy.
375
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,642
Flight or invisibility?
376
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,310
If you could have one superpower,
377
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,355
flight or invisibility,
what would you pick?
378
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,023
I mean, everybody chooses flight.
You know why?
379
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,984
So they can fly away
from this conversation?
380
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,486
No, no. 'Cause heroes fly.
381
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,769
And who doesn't want people to think
they're a hero, right?
382
00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,031
But invisibility, no way.
383
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,284
That's pervy.
384
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,868
Spying around on people
who don't even know you're there.
385
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,538
Sneaking around everywhere.
It's a total villain power, right?
386
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,881
Then they did this study,
and this is a real thing.
387
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,163
They asked people the same question.
You know, what power do you want?
388
00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,175
But this time, they made it
so the answers were anonymous.
389
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,430
And most people, since they knew
that it was secret, said invisibility.
390
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,763
And I think that's 'cause most people
391
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:46,392
don't feel like heroes
on the inside, deep down.
392
00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:47,518
You're gonna run away.
393
00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,395
I mean, you stole my Superman bullet.
394
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,023
Dude, I get it. I get it.
395
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,608
You've been screwed over
way too many times.
396
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,859
You don't trust anyone.
397
00:28:56,484 --> 00:29:00,155
That's the thing about invisibility.
You end up all by yourself.
398
00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:03,910
I didn't steal
your dumb bullet.
399
00:29:09,332 --> 00:29:11,250
Hey. How was it today?
400
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,752
That good, huh'?
401
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,883
Whoa!
402
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:20,926
Oh, my God! Freddy.
403
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:21,928
Are you okay?
404
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,429
- You okay?
- Yes. Yes.
405
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:26,307
What the hell?
406
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:27,432
- What is wrong with you two?
- Oh, ho!
407
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,019
No way that's gonna buff out.
408
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,436
You gonna pay for that, Freeman?
409
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:33,021
For the dent you made almost hitting me?
410
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,190
Yeah, sure. Um...
411
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,231
You guys take these?
412
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,404
Brett, stop!
413
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,740
Don't touch my brother!
414
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,617
What, do you need your fake family
to stand up for you?
415
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,452
- Stand up for yourself, Freeman.
- Yeah, huh?
416
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,079
Hey, Freeman.
Freeman, here, stand up.
417
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,247
Stand up for yourself.
418
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,040
What are you gonna do,
go home and cry to Mommy?
419
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,501
Oh, yeah.
You don't have a mommy.
420
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,505
Hey.
421
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,050
Man, sorry about that.
422
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,845
That wasn't fair, but then again
you don't fight fair, so...
423
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,478
Back off, assbags.
I know how to use these things.
424
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,152
Hey! He's getting away!
Where you going?
425
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,613
Freddy, are you okay?
426
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,657
Hey, let's go through the back.
427
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,784
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
428
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:35,960
Nowhere to run!
429
00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,252
Hey!
430
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,130
- Go, go, go!
- Grab him! Move!
431
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,507
- Get out the way.
- Move, woman!
432
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:42,633
Whoa!
433
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,845
No, no, no.
434
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,387
You're dead, kid.
435
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,722
Yeah, you think you're funny.
436
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,641
We know where you go to school, buddy!
437
00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:56,063
Woman on PM Next stop,
30th Street Station.
438
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,065
Change for the regional rail lines.
439
00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,169
Uh... Hello?
440
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,837
What's going on?
441
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:36,144
Help!
442
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:51,911
Okay.
443
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,095
Holy moly.
444
00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:26,694
Hello?
445
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:42,711
What the hell?
446
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,880
Who's doing this?
447
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,163
Hi. Um...
448
00:33:19,248 --> 00:33:21,750
I was supposed to get off at 30th.
449
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,042
Billy Batson.
450
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:24,795
How'd you know my name?
451
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:28,632
I am the last of the Council of Wizards.
452
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,885
Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.
453
00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:33,511
Oh...
454
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,055
You're...
455
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,557
that guy.
456
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,393
Hey, listen, I don't have any money.
457
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,478
Do not patronize me, boy.
458
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,442
You are standing
in the source of all magic.
459
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,655
The Rock of Eternity.
Seven thrones of seven wizards.
460
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:56,242
But long ago, we chose a champion
461
00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,119
and we chose recklessly.
462
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:04,667
He used his power for revenge,
463
00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,755
releasing the Seven Deadly Sins
into your world.
464
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:15,094
Millions of lives were lost.
465
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:19,557
Entire civilizations
erased from existence.
466
00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:27,358
That is why I vowed
never to pass on my magic
467
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,653
until I find one truly good person.
468
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:34,697
Strong in spirit,
469
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,784
pure in heart.
470
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,454
Look, man, maybe this is magic
471
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:42,831
and, I don't know,
472
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,043
but the people you're looking for,
good, pure people,
473
00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:47,920
I'm not one of them.
474
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,755
I don't know if anyone is, really.
475
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,342
You, Billy Batson,
476
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,719
are all I have.
477
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:59,014
All the world has.
478
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,351
Lay your hands on my staff.
479
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,478
Gross.
480
00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:08,148
And say my name
so my powers may flow through you.
481
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:11,235
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
482
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,447
And in so doing,
choose you as champion.
483
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,157
Thanks.
484
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,244
Real sweet of you, mister,
but I really gotta get going.
485
00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:23,914
My brothers and sisters
were slain by the Sins.
486
00:35:23,998 --> 00:35:26,750
Their thrones lie empty.
487
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:30,045
My magic must be passed on.
488
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,797
Now, speak my name!
489
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:36,092
I don't know your name, sir.
We just met.
490
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:38,762
My name is...
491
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,097
Shazam.
492
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:44,393
Wait, for real?
493
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,103
"Say it!
- OKay!"
494
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:47,855
Jeez.
495
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,992
So just say it'? Like...
496
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,119
Shazam?
497
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,246
Yes!
498
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:08,708
Carry my name,
and with it, you carry all my powers.
499
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,586
The wisdom of Solomon,
the strength of Hercules,
500
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,965
the stamina of Atlas,
the power of Zeus,
501
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,677
the courage of Achilles,
and the speed of Mercury.
502
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,106
What happened to me? Why am...
503
00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:33,192
What did you do to me?
What did you do to my voice?
504
00:36:33,275 --> 00:36:36,945
You have been transformed
to your full potential, Billy Batson.
505
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,824
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.
506
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,786
The thrones of
our brothers and sisters await.
507
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,050
Get me outta here!
508
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,804
Dope!
509
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,393
My brother,
I applaud your choices today.
510
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:10,228
Gold shoes, gold belt, white cape.
511
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:13,648
It shouldn't work,
but hot damn, it does!
512
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:15,818
Ow!
513
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,076
Hey!
514
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:27,996
Hey, babe!
515
00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,378
Yes, Officer.
516
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,213
I'm aware he's run away in the past.
517
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,800
Twenty-three times?
518
00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,971
Guy's got no social media presence.
At all.
519
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,179
The guy is a ghost.
520
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:10,706
You know, guys,
I'm happy to look for Billy.
521
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,123
More than happy.
522
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:14,751
But no, you gotta wash the dishes.
That's what's more important.
523
00:38:14,835 --> 00:38:16,295
"What are you gonna do,
Freddy, run after him?"
524
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:18,672
Very funny.
525
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,215
No, I said, don't scream.
526
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,800
- Uh... Victor? Victor!
- No, no!
527
00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:24,260
- Victor!
- It's me. It's Billy.
528
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:25,429
It's Billy!
529
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,347
You asked me flight or invisibility.
I thought that was stupid,
530
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,476
but now I look like this
and I need your help.
531
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,768
Meet me back here after lights-out?
532
00:38:34,438 --> 00:38:35,731
'Sup, bud? You all right?
533
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:39,067
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just...
534
00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:43,070
I'm really sad because Billy's gone.
535
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:46,782
And, you know, maybe it's my fault.
Maybe I did it.
536
00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:48,577
Uh, you know, maybe I snore.
537
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:51,163
Hey, hey, hey.
Not your fault, son, all right?
538
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:53,331
We'll find him, 'kay?
539
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:55,501
You don't snore that bad.
540
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,628
But you kinda smell.
541
00:39:08,262 --> 00:39:10,306
Oh, thank God!
542
00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:12,518
Hey. Stop right there.
543
00:39:12,601 --> 00:39:14,894
How do I know you're not a supervillain
using telepathic abilities
544
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,813
to make me believe
that you're Billy? Huh?
545
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:17,856
What?
546
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,106
All I have to do
is press "dial" on this thing.
547
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,150
No! No., I have proof.
I have proof. Here.
548
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,820
Look, I lied, okay?
I took your bullet.
549
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,907
- Oh, no! No., no, no.
- No!
550
00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,326
Stupid adult hands.
551
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,494
But you saw it.
552
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:34,289
You saw it, right?
Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay?
553
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,208
Look, I know we're not really
close friends or anything,
554
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,416
but you're the only person
that I know
555
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:39,253
that knows anything about
this caped crusader stuff.
556
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,170
- That's Batman.
- What?
557
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,840
Forget it.
558
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,842
Can l...
559
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,929
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
560
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,438
On... on, my God!
561
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:01,775
It's crazy, right?
562
00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:03,860
What are your superpowers?
563
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,655
Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know
how to pee in this thing.
564
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,739
Okay. Can you fly?
565
00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:11,909
Okay!
566
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:13,244
Let's do this.
567
00:40:13,786 --> 00:40:14,746
How do we do this?
568
00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:18,041
Just, um, like, Superman it.
569
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,170
Oh, my God.
Obviously, you have to jump.
570
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:24,088
Come on.
571
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,215
How is any of this obvious?
572
00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,384
Okay.
573
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,804
Try, uh, to believe
that you can fly. Okay?
574
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:32,222
I read this deep dive
575
00:40:32,306 --> 00:40:33,849
into peer-reviewed studies
about superpowers
576
00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:36,851
and in six out of ten,
belief is the key.
577
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,396
Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay.
I believe I can fly.
578
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:41,231
I believe I...
579
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,025
I believe I can fly.
580
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,275
I believe...
581
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,324
Whoa!
582
00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,161
Did you believe?
583
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:57,998
Yeah.
584
00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,041
You wanna try invisibility?
585
00:41:01,585 --> 00:41:02,753
How do I do...
586
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,378
Forget it. You know, okay.
587
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,172
Okay, okay, okay.
588
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,260
Oh, my God! It worked!
589
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:12,846
Where'd you go?
590
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,389
I'm right here. You can't see me?
591
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:16,599
Where?
592
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,018
I'm invisible!
593
00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:20,186
I'm right here. Over here.
594
00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:24,650
I'm invisible! I'm invisible!
595
00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,692
Hey!
596
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,193
Nice outfit, dipshit.
597
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,489
I might've been
testing invisibility
598
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,532
and super-intelligence at the same time.
599
00:41:33,617 --> 00:41:35,827
Freeman, I'm gonna come over there
and beat you.
600
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,920
Oh, my God!
The lightning emblem!
601
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,382
It was staring us right in the face
the whole time.
602
00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:50,592
Literally!
603
00:41:58,891 --> 00:41:59,851
Okay, okay.
604
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,644
Clearly, we gotta give you
a lightning-themed superhero name.
605
00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:02,896
Yeah.
606
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,157
Oh, right.
607
00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:16,117
Hey, yo! Back...
608
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,286
off.
609
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:22,248
Hyper-speed, check.
610
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,335
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
611
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,961
I thought you were the one
who was screaming.
612
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,130
I doused him with pepper spray.
613
00:42:28,797 --> 00:42:29,840
Smart move.
614
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:33,552
Yeah, hey, Mr. Mugger Guy.
Give the old lady her purse back.
615
00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:35,010
I'm your age.
616
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,264
And he didn't get a chance to take it
'cause I didn't let him take it.
617
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,599
Good. Yeah, good.
You're really on top of this stuff.
618
00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,561
And that should teach you
that old ladies...
619
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,606
Regular-aged ladies like yourself
don't need your protecting, right?
620
00:42:46,690 --> 00:42:47,940
So get woke, bro.
621
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,400
I'm sorry, who are you?
622
00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:52,362
His name is Thundercrack,
623
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:56,115
hero to the people with all the
power and speed of lightning all in one.
624
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:57,199
Dude, that sounds like a butt thing.
625
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:00,704
Mister Philadelphia.
626
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:02,079
That's a cream cheese thing, dude!
627
00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:03,539
Power Boy.
'Cause he's got all the powers.
628
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,208
'Cause sometimes pepper spray
can't protect against evil.
629
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:08,628
Power Boy, do you know this child?
630
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,925
Like a teeny little bit.
I don't really know...
631
00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,677
Yeah. He's like
a little miniature manager.
632
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,721
I'm his manager.
633
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:20,306
But Power Boy's not gonna work,
either, okay? So work on something else.
634
00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:21,849
Hey, bud, what could...
635
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,983
Electricity manipulation, hyper-speed,
super-strength.
636
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:31,275
Dude, you're stacked!
637
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:33,195
You're almost as cool as Superman.
Almost.
638
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,322
I didn't see you.
I don't know what just happened here.
639
00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,364
I don't wanna know.
Just don't hurt me.
640
00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:38,992
- I'm not doing it for the money.
- Thank you for your kind donation.
641
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:40,452
No, no, no, but if you
ever need any more help
642
00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:43,621
just look for the superhero
that still can't fly.
643
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,583
Forget flying, man.
We just made 73 bucks!
644
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:48,293
Seventy-three bucks?
645
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:49,960
Come on!
646
00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:52,047
Hey, wait a minute.
647
00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:54,132
I just got an idea.
648
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,844
I'd like to purchase
some of your finest beer, please.
649
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,532
I don't know about this.
I mean, we don't have a fake ID even.
650
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,492
Freddy, Freddy, would you relax?
651
00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,329
Look at me. I am the fake ID.
652
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,454
Everything from the register!
653
00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:27,331
Go, go! Now!
654
00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:29,291
Come on! We don't have any time.
Let's go. Move!
655
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,210
We want it all! Hurry.
656
00:44:31,293 --> 00:44:32,545
This is your chance.
657
00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:34,672
Oh! Okay.
658
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,175
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's do this!
659
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:40,010
That's it. That's it.
660
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:42,931
Gentlemen,
661
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,766
why use guns
when we can handle this like real men?
662
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,563
Billy, look out!
663
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,827
Bullet immunity.
You have bullet immunity!
664
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,371
I'm bulletproof.
665
00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,291
Today is December 8th,
666
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,668
and this is video proof of authenticity.
667
00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,005
Shoot him again.
668
00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:17,132
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here.
Go. Both of you!
669
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,507
Come on. Go to town.
670
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,599
Wait, wait, wait.
671
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:28,726
We still don't know if
the suit is bulletproof,
672
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,353
or if you are.
673
00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,355
Shoot him in the face.
674
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,315
Shoot me in the face.
In the face?
675
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,324
It kinda tickles.
676
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:45,744
You're dead.
677
00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,251
- Sorry about your window.
- Have a good night!
678
00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,085
But you're welcome
for not getting robbed!
679
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,797
Come on! Let's get outta here.
680
00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,175
Hey.
681
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,052
- To fighting bad guys.
- Yeah.
682
00:46:03,969 --> 00:46:05,096
Bleh!
683
00:46:05,889 --> 00:46:07,097
Ugh!
684
00:46:07,222 --> 00:46:08,807
That tastes like actual vomit.
685
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:12,853
Hey, do you know habanero jerky,
686
00:46:12,938 --> 00:46:15,731
if you eat enough of it,
it can burn a hole in your stomach?
687
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:16,900
Worth it.
688
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,860
Yeah. Probably not you, though.
You've probably got stomach superpowers.
689
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,362
Probably. Oh, hey.
690
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,572
What's up? I'm a superhero.
691
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,282
Yeah, his name is, uh,
692
00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,824
Captain Sparklefingers.
693
00:46:25,909 --> 00:46:28,036
No, it's not.
No, it's not! That's not my name.
694
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:30,496
Hey, we should hang out.
We're, like, the same age.
695
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,164
Oh, okay. I'm out.
696
00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:33,458
Hey, wait up!
697
00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:42,550
I mean,
it's a pretty sick view.
698
00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:45,719
I totally get why Rocky
was training so hard to get up here.
699
00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,391
You know, I like you like this.
This is so cool.
700
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,061
I mean, no offense,
701
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:57,731
but, like, at first you were kinda like
the opposite of how Darla is.
702
00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,527
A dick?
703
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:02,903
Your words. Not mine.
704
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,405
But yeah.
705
00:47:05,949 --> 00:47:07,534
All right, well,
I feel like every criminal
706
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,619
is either on drugs or asleep by now.
707
00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:10,996
Wanna head home?
708
00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,414
Looking like this?
709
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,373
Well, yeah,
710
00:47:14,456 --> 00:47:17,835
I mean, usually,
we'd have a lair to go back to,
711
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,295
but that's long-term.
712
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:22,507
Right now, we have a bunk bed.
713
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,179
Just scares me thinking of him out there
all alone.
714
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:31,181
This is what he does, Rosa.
715
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:36,938
Difference is, when they find him,
we'll be the first to take him back.
716
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,356
With open arms.
717
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,028
Didn't even make it two days.
Not even two days.
718
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:46,322
Baby, we did our fair share
of running off back when.
719
00:47:46,905 --> 00:47:48,032
At least I did.
720
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,036
- Yeah.
- Even Mary did it.
721
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,411
Hmm? Twice.
722
00:47:54,456 --> 00:47:56,331
That second time she ran off,
723
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,668
you said something to me
I'll never forget.
724
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:00,503
You said,
725
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,838
"It's not a home
until you call it a home.
726
00:48:02,922 --> 00:48:04,632
It's something you choose."
727
00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,304
All we can do is give him
a place full of love.
728
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:14,349
Whether he chooses to call it a home,
that's up to him.
729
00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,811
Yeah.
730
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:20,773
You gonna help me with this tree?
731
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,193
This tree's so sad.
732
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,739
Hello?
733
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:29,364
Got lost finding the bathroom.
734
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,701
Oh, okay, Freddy, sweetie. Good night.
735
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:32,786
- Good night.
- Night.
736
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:36,414
Freddy, who is that?
737
00:48:36,498 --> 00:48:39,416
It's Billy. He's just really tired
and he has laryngitis.
738
00:48:39,501 --> 00:48:40,626
What? Laryngitis!
739
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:41,795
I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.
740
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:43,338
He's really, really tired,
and he wants to go to beddy-bye.
741
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,715
- Beddy-bye? Who says beddy-bye?
- Just hide, hide.
742
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:47,257
Billy, you're back. Let us see you.
743
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,635
We've been so worried about you.
744
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,429
I told you this was a bad idea!
745
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,056
Freddy?
746
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,391
Freddy,
what happened to the stairs?
747
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:58,393
Mmm!
748
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,230
Hey! Covering her mouth
like you're gonna kidnap her
749
00:49:00,313 --> 00:49:01,856
is not gonna make her less scared, okay?
750
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:06,902
Darla, it's me. It's Billy.
I know I don't look like me.
751
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:08,612
- A wizard made me look like this.
- Maybe don't start with "wizard."
752
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,030
It's just gonna make her more confused.
753
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:13,201
Some old guy brought me to a temple
and he made me say, "Shazam."
754
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:15,911
Rosa!
755
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,039
Verbally triggered
body-manipulation properties!
756
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:20,375
You can switch by saying, "Shazam."
757
00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,588
Baby, was that you?
Are you okay?
758
00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:26,672
Uh...
759
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:29,092
I was screwing in a bulb.
760
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,594
Listen to me, Darla. You cannot tell
anybody about this, all right?
761
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:34,764
But it's Billy. He's a hero.
762
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,181
Yeah, but if a supervillain finds out
that he's a hero,
763
00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:37,516
that endangers us, okay?
764
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:40,811
A hero's loved ones are
the perfect bad guy target.
765
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:42,355
I mean, is she even good
at keeping secrets?
766
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,023
- Moderate.
- No.
767
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,065
Oh, God.
768
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,358
Okay, listen, D,
769
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,070
you cannot tell a single soul
about this, all right? Please?
770
00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,780
Why? What if it's people we trust?
771
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,827
Because good sisters don't tell secrets.
772
00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,414
- I'm a good sister.
- Yeah, you are.
773
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:01,166
You know what'd make you
an even better sister?
774
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,375
Is if you fixed the doorknob
for us, okay?
775
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,418
Yeah.
776
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,503
- Sweet dreams.
- Sweet dreams. Bye.
777
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:06,963
- See you in the morning.
- Good night.
778
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:14,387
Hello, sir. How may I help you?
779
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,804
Hi. Sir?
780
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:19,141
Sir, you can't go in there.
Excuse me!
781
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:21,268
You cannot go in there!
782
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,481
Sorry I'm late.
783
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,943
Thad, this is for board members only.
784
00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:30,402
I'm aware of that, Father.
785
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,661
Now, that night in the car.
786
00:50:39,369 --> 00:50:43,373
I swore to you I saw something,
but you never believed me.
787
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:46,668
So much easier to blame me, wasn't it?
788
00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,797
And say that if I hadn't screamed
that night,
789
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,298
you'd still have your legs.
790
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,760
Well, now I have proof.
791
00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:58,889
That's enough, Thad.
792
00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:01,809
Dear Sid, you think?
793
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:07,273
You know, even before the accident,
you belittled me.
794
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,775
Don't make me
throw you outta here, Thad.
795
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,570
You don't need to make a scene.
796
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,112
Oh, brother,
797
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:16,615
the scene has only just begun.
798
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,871
Ask that if you can throw me out.
799
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,081
What?
800
00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:25,708
Ask the ball if you're man enough
to throw me out of this room.
801
00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:31,463
Let me spoil it for you.
802
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:43,309
Outlook not so good.
803
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:49,898
I've come here during
the season of giving to give you...
804
00:51:53,695 --> 00:51:55,362
what you deserve.
805
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:09,918
Run!
806
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,880
Oh, my God! No!
807
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,132
No! No!
808
00:53:12,481 --> 00:53:13,815
Help!
809
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,650
Somebody!
810
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,403
Help me!
811
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,614
You can't go crying to other people
all the time.
812
00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:25,577
What sin best befits you, Father? Hmm?
813
00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:27,789
I'll give you anything.
814
00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:29,956
Money.
815
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,626
The company.
You want the company?
816
00:53:32,293 --> 00:53:33,503
There it is.
817
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:36,505
Greed.
818
00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:38,673
Do you honestly think
819
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,679
all this material you've accumulated
820
00:53:45,181 --> 00:53:47,182
amounts to actual power?
821
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:52,521
This is power.
822
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,817
More than you ever had.
823
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:58,568
More than anyone has.
824
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,324
There is one more powerful.
825
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:07,786
The wizard found his champion.
826
00:54:07,869 --> 00:54:13,501
Kill the champion
before he learns his true potential,
827
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:16,711
or he will defeat you.
828
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,672
Show me where to find him.
829
00:54:33,688 --> 00:54:35,148
Oh, Greed,
830
00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,192
you can have him.
831
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:40,485
No.
832
00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,572
No.. Oh, no!
833
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,909
No.! No! No!
834
00:55:05,887 --> 00:55:08,847
Family is more than just a word.
835
00:55:10,141 --> 00:55:14,144
At Sivana Industries,
our focus is family.
836
00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,253
Uh, Burke.
837
00:55:42,547 --> 00:55:44,217
Where's the truck?
838
00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:54,309
I can hear it.
839
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,280
Oh, my God!
840
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,907
My truck!
841
00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:09,449
- My truck!
- Are you kidding?
842
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:11,952
You know, guys,
843
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,496
I don't think that's gonna buff out.
844
00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,215
Hey.
845
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,800
Making the crippled kid
do the dirty work. Wow!
846
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,927
I'm a better lookout.
I can play innocent.
847
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:30,262
And I can't?
848
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:34,976
Your face gives off a very strong vibe
of someone who's hatching schemes.
849
00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,478
- My face? This face?
- Yeah. Yeah.
850
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:38,563
Okay.
851
00:56:44,527 --> 00:56:45,945
You boys got a hall pass?
852
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:49,030
Oh, us? Yeah. Always.
853
00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:50,907
You!
854
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,246
You look like you're up to something.
855
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,706
Me? Up to something?
856
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,833
No. Never am I up to something.
857
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,085
Our dad's picking us up.
He got held up at the...
858
00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:04,005
The business office.
859
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:05,630
The business office, huh?
860
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,465
Sure, kid.
861
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,635
Look, parents or guardians
862
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,972
must appear physically
to check out students.
863
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,181
Gotcha.
864
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,184
Okay, well, you hear that, Dad?
865
00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:18,643
- Hey!
- Shazam!
866
00:57:18,728 --> 00:57:20,563
Well, hey there, son,
867
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,398
and hey there,
other son that I also have
868
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,483
that's related to that son
I just passed in the hallway.
869
00:57:24,567 --> 00:57:28,945
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I got held up at the business office,
870
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:31,157
doing all the work stuff.
871
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:35,036
This is the security guard
all the kids admire so much.
872
00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,077
Oh.
873
00:57:36,202 --> 00:57:37,621
Actually, that's the other one.
This one sucks.
874
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,291
That's not funny.
875
00:57:40,373 --> 00:57:43,460
I'm gonna talk to him about that.
I apologize.
876
00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,380
Anyway, this is me appearing physically
to check my sons out of school.
877
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:50,842
So, thank you so much
for keeping 'em safe, Detective Moron.
878
00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:55,056
It's Moran.
879
00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,766
- You ready?
- Algebra!
880
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,311
Science!
881
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:02,396
English!
882
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,940
Health!
883
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:18,829
Oh. Oh.
884
00:58:38,599 --> 00:58:39,809
Are you okay?
885
00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,431
I'm sorry!
886
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,414
More powerful than a locomotive.
887
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,876
Locomotive.
What are you? An old prospector?
888
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,128
Can leap tall buildings
in a single bound.
889
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,217
Single bound.
890
00:59:57,887 --> 00:59:59,472
Oh!
891
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:00,722
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
892
01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:01,931
I'm sorry, people. Hi.
893
01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:03,184
- Your phone's charged.
- Wow!
894
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,893
Your phone's charged.
895
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,103
Your phone's charged.
896
01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,565
You really need like a mic drop
catchphrase after you do some cool shit.
897
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,025
I've been thinking about that.
898
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:12,443
What about this?
899
01:00:12,525 --> 01:00:15,195
"That's why you don't mess
with electricity."
900
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,197
Catchphrases obviously
aren't one of your superpowers.
901
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,907
And your phone's charged.
902
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,992
- Well, you think you can do better?
- What the hell?
903
01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:23,579
Let there be light.
904
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:29,043
Yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby, okay.
905
01:00:34,215 --> 01:00:35,673
How do I... Never mind.
906
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,759
Shazam!
907
01:00:40,596 --> 01:00:41,679
Shazam!
908
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:52,565
What'd you see? What'd you see?
Were there boobies?
909
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:54,693
You see nipples? Why aren't you talking?
910
01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:57,445
We're gonna need more money.
911
01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:58,947
Why? You were in there
for, like, five minutes.
912
01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:00,532
Dude, they were very convincing!
913
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:06,914
Oh, get it, get it!
914
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,875
Go, go, go!
915
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:16,882
No.!
916
01:01:17,550 --> 01:01:19,050
Stop! No!
917
01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:20,177
- I'm not even looking!
- Stop!
918
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,554
- I'm not even looking! Oh!
- Stop!
919
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,431
- Why?
- Oh, and done!
920
01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:25,932
Finished him.
921
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,355
A lair.
922
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:32,565
Yes.
923
01:01:32,648 --> 01:01:33,648
And obviously, we're gonna have to
924
01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:35,108
- be making this purchase anonymously.
- Mmm.
925
01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,068
Obviously.
926
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:40,072
And, um,
if you have a location on a cliff.
927
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,782
Like a castle-esque type thing.
928
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,534
- Overlooking some water.
- Overlooking some water,
929
01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,369
seas, below it. Rough, you know...
930
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,661
Like a waterfall,
931
01:01:46,744 --> 01:01:49,039
- so you can drive into...
- Waterfall, yeah. If you... Yeah.
932
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,583
Look, Maximum Voltage, is it?
933
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,751
You can call me Max.
934
01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:57,297
Look, Max, why don't you just start with
how many bedrooms you're looking for?
935
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,548
- One!
- Seven.
936
01:01:58,632 --> 01:01:59,800
- One?
- Seven?
937
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:01,302
What, am I running a foster home now?
938
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,398
Have you seen the one
where he throws the football into space?
939
01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,481
So dope.
940
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:18,525
Hey, you guys
gotta wonder who's filming those, right?
941
01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:20,862
I mean, that's bravery in and of itself.
942
01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:22,155
I mean, is it, though?
943
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,532
Yeah. I'd actually argue
maybe even more brave.
944
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:25,617
Holding a camera?
945
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,621
Staring in the face of danger.
946
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,079
Like some weirdo fanboy.
947
01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:32,875
Hey, Freeman.
948
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,918
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
949
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:38,005
What, is your bestie gonna hit us
with a wheelchair this time?
950
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,505
No, maybe not him,
but I have another best friend
951
01:02:39,590 --> 01:02:41,090
who might hunt you down
and destroy both of you.
952
01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:43,260
Okay, Freddy.
953
01:02:43,344 --> 01:02:46,597
You may have heard of him.
The Human Power Storm.
954
01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:48,932
Frequency Flinger. Sir Zaps-A-Lot.
955
01:02:49,016 --> 01:02:50,768
Yeah. He's a man of many names.
956
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,018
You know the Red Cyclone?
957
01:02:52,101 --> 01:02:54,855
You? My ass you do.
958
01:02:54,938 --> 01:02:56,773
Oh, we're a lot closer than you think.
959
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:58,817
Maybe even at this very moment.
960
01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:00,110
Prove it.
961
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:03,030
I will, tomorrow.
Tomorrow he's gonna come to lunch.
962
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,489
Right, right, Billy?
963
01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:06,951
Oh, yeah, and then Superman's
gonna be bringing us dessert, right?
964
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:11,789
Tomorrow at lunch. You'll see.
965
01:03:12,373 --> 01:03:15,501
And when he doesn't show,
then we'll kick your ass.
966
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:21,590
So, wait, my identity's a secret
so no one I know can get hurt.
967
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:25,135
Except when it makes you look cool,
then it's all good.
968
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,679
Billy, it's not like
they're supervillains.
969
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,764
They're just super douchebags.
970
01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:31,182
So, you're breaking your own rule?
971
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,266
Got it.
972
01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:35,728
This thing is as much as mine
as it is yours.
973
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:39,483
Starting to think
you think it's all your thing.
974
01:03:39,565 --> 01:03:41,860
Billy, you're still gonna do it,
though, right?
975
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:43,945
I mean, what would a good brother do?
976
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,032
All hands on deck.
977
01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:53,539
Thank you for this family.
Thank you for this day.
978
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:57,001
Thank you for this food.
Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.
979
01:04:01,088 --> 01:04:03,465
Big news in Philly. Got a costumed hero.
980
01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:05,052
He's doing good.
981
01:04:05,092 --> 01:04:06,677
Yeah, but is he, though?
982
01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,264
Ooh! Controversy. Into it.
983
01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:13,726
Share with us your perspective, Eugene.
984
01:04:13,809 --> 01:04:16,686
Just saying, he's what?
Charging people's phones?
985
01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:19,606
So what?
I can charge a phone with a plug.
986
01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:20,648
Preach.
987
01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,610
Pedro, any thoughts?
988
01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:26,155
Costume's stupid.
989
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:27,530
- Yeah.
- Okay.
990
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:29,742
Big white cape like
he's getting married or something.
991
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:32,077
What if he didn't get
to pick his costume?
992
01:04:32,161 --> 01:04:34,329
Ever think about that?
993
01:04:34,413 --> 01:04:36,248
You're a specialist, Freddy.
What do you think?
994
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:40,335
Yeah, Freddy,
let's manage to see the positive.
995
01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,336
Okay, Well, I think it looks like
996
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:44,213
he doesn't have gratitude
for what he's been given.
997
01:04:44,757 --> 01:04:47,092
Very specific. All right.
998
01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,427
Maybe to the superhero,
999
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,179
gratitude doesn't mean
having to be clingy.
1000
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,637
Clingy? Wow, interesting take.
1001
01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:55,976
You know, maybe sometimes
a superhero just wants a little me time.
1002
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:59,188
You know, me time could also
be construed as pushing away his family.
1003
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:01,231
Family. Is that what they are now?
1004
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,400
It's a classic symptom of
"Superhero Syndrome."
1005
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:07,028
Coined by German psychologist
Heinrich Von German-something,
1006
01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:10,282
where superpowers become
an all-consuming narcotic.
1007
01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:13,577
Son, we're still eating dinner.
1008
01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:15,411
What he needs is a sidekick.
1009
01:05:15,496 --> 01:05:17,039
Name one cool sidekick.
1010
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,375
Darla, why are you
so quiet over there, baby?
1011
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:22,543
You're never at a loss for words.
1012
01:05:22,628 --> 01:05:24,213
I'm eating.
1013
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,641
Why am I still doing this?
1014
01:05:37,016 --> 01:05:38,936
Well, you can't skip every day.
1015
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,771
Not at your age.
1016
01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:43,106
But I'm not your age anymore.
1017
01:05:43,856 --> 01:05:45,108
But I can go with you.
1018
01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:47,777
We just gotta trick the guard out,
you know?
1019
01:05:47,860 --> 01:05:49,737
Billy, where are you going?
1020
01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:51,155
You're still gonna have
lunch with me, right?
1021
01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:52,199
Billy!
1022
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:56,119
Sir Zaps-A-Lot's
still gonna eat in the cafeteria, right?
1023
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,547
All right.
1024
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,465
Did you check it to...
1025
01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:13,262
People typically give me
a little money, you know...
1026
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,556
You're a sweet couple.
You guys have a good day.
1027
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,483
Ooh!
1028
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,945
- Oh, my God.
- Mary, are you okay?
1029
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,405
How do you know my name?
1030
01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:33,657
Uh... How do I know your name? Uh...
1031
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,869
One of my superpowers is name guessing.
1032
01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:39,329
Which is really weird, I bet.
1033
01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,956
Uh, it's not as cool as
super-strength or super-speed,
1034
01:06:42,039 --> 01:06:44,168
but it's really helpful
when I meet new people.
1035
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:45,668
Are you hurt?
1036
01:06:46,295 --> 01:06:50,007
No, I'm okay. Thank you. Um...
1037
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:54,427
I just need a second to think.
1038
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,054
This has been such a weird day.
1039
01:06:56,889 --> 01:07:00,434
Um, using my powers
of super-observation,
1040
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,936
I see that you're holding
a letter from a college in your hand.
1041
01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,606
Are you upset because you didn't get in?
1042
01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,110
I got in.
1043
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:17,867
Well, now my superpowers
are failing me and I am very confused.
1044
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,704
Yeah. Me, too.
1045
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:23,123
I don't know. I know I should be excited
1046
01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,418
'cause this is my dream and I've worked
really, really hard for this,
1047
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,420
but it's like...
1048
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:33,592
I don't know. Leaving my family
does not feel fun, you know?
1049
01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:36,762
Could I give you
a little piece of advice?
1050
01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:40,556
Don't be worried about everybody else.
Always look out for number one.
1051
01:07:40,641 --> 01:07:41,599
Gandhi said that.
1052
01:07:41,682 --> 01:07:43,518
- I don't think he said that.
- Yeah, he did.
1053
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,311
- Gandhi did not say...
- Somebody like Gandhi said that.
1054
01:07:45,394 --> 01:07:46,271
"Take care of number one."
1055
01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:48,440
It was a really wise...
It might've been Yoda.
1056
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:49,608
- Listen.
- I'm sorry, no.
1057
01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:52,735
Agree to disagree.
The point is, you do you, you know?
1058
01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:56,280
You gotta look out for you. And get
as far away from this place as you can.
1059
01:07:58,699 --> 01:08:00,202
I don't know if I want to.
1060
01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:01,869
Of course you do. What're you gonna do?
1061
01:08:01,954 --> 01:08:03,996
You gonna live in a group home
for the rest of your life?
1062
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:06,666
Look, families are for people
1063
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:09,378
who can't take care
of themselves, okay? So...
1064
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,838
And you can take care of yourself.
1065
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,882
Also, look both ways
when you cross the street.
1066
01:08:19,930 --> 01:08:21,974
I'll just call him. I'll just make sure.
1067
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,603
It's ringing.
1068
01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:31,149
Red Cyclone, hey! Hey, what's going on?
1069
01:08:31,984 --> 01:08:33,527
Oh, that's crazy!
Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.
1070
01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:35,988
Yeah, it's crazy! Great story.
1071
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:39,073
He's not talking to anyone.
1072
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,993
I was!
1073
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:43,703
I was! We're friends. I know him, I do!
1074
01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,706
I know him! I know him! Uh, yeah.
1075
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:50,627
Shit.
1076
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:56,257
Come on now.
1077
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,511
Hands!
Lightning with my hands!
1078
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:01,680
Lightning with my hands!
1079
01:09:01,762 --> 01:09:03,724
Lightning with my hands!
1080
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,100
Hey. Hey.
1081
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:07,769
Hey, young man! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1082
01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,729
What are you doing?
I'm in the middle of a show right now.
1083
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,023
How can I help you?
1084
01:09:11,105 --> 01:09:13,149
I just wanted to say thank you
for showing up to lunch today.
1085
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:17,279
Yeah, I got a little something
called a, uh, suitcase wedgie, right?
1086
01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:18,195
I don't know if you've ever heard of it,
1087
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,365
but it's when someone grabs
your underwear like that
1088
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:24,161
and holds you like a suitcase,
walks you down the hallway.
1089
01:09:24,243 --> 01:09:26,496
And this was my underwear.
1090
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,271
Gross.
1091
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,252
You said you'd come.
1092
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,421
You said I would come!
I never said I was...
1093
01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:35,921
I'm a superhero, dude!
1094
01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,716
Well, you're acting real heroic.
1095
01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:39,216
How much people paying you today?
1096
01:09:39,301 --> 01:09:42,595
Listen, I have
serious responsibilities now, okay?
1097
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:45,056
But that's cool because
I can carry that burden with my...
1098
01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:47,768
Hands!
Lightning with my hands!
1099
01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:08,412
Oh, man!
1100
01:10:13,835 --> 01:10:15,002
Holy moly.
1101
01:10:17,671 --> 01:10:20,257
Don't move! Nobody move!
1102
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,893
Oh, no, no!
1103
01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:33,479
Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay! Stay!
1104
01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:42,780
Oh!
1105
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:44,573
Oh, that looked like it hurt.
1106
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:47,786
It's him! It's that superhero guy!
1107
01:10:47,868 --> 01:10:50,538
Help us! Save us!
1108
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:51,957
Come on!
1109
01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:56,293
Come on... Yeah.
1110
01:10:56,877 --> 01:10:58,963
What's he doing?
What's going on?
1111
01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:08,765
No way.
1112
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:18,608
Oh, no, no.
Please don't make me do this.
1113
01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:20,694
God, this is the worst idea ever!
1114
01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:34,373
I did it! I did it!
1115
01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:36,667
I got the bus! I got the bus.
1116
01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:38,462
Nobody move in there.
1117
01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,505
Oh, I gotta put this thing down.
I gotta put this thing down.
1118
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,091
Oh!
1119
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,219
Oh.
1120
01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,220
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Doggy, doggy, you have to move.
1121
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,097
Move! Move! Shoo! Shoo!
1122
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,016
Please be a good dog, good dog!
1123
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,518
You're being a bad dog!
1124
01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,145
Go! Go!
1125
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:57,564
Please go. Please move.
1126
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,774
Yes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
1127
01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,694
Thank you.
1128
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:21,253
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, no.
1129
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,215
I was in the neighborhood, you know,
so I thought...
1130
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:24,381
Thank you!
1131
01:12:24,466 --> 01:12:26,259
It was kind of my fault anyway.
1132
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:32,890
So, it seems Philadelphia has gotten
an early Christmas present
1133
01:12:32,974 --> 01:12:36,770
in the form of its very own superhero.
1134
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,104
And we're out.
1135
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,481
- Thank you very much.
- Oh, of course, yeah.
1136
01:12:40,564 --> 01:12:43,359
Dude! Dude, dude!
Dude, did you see that?
1137
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:46,529
Yeah. You electrocuted a bus
and almost killed these people.
1138
01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,280
And then I caught it!
1139
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,952
Freddy, I caught a bus
with my bare hands, man!
1140
01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:53,953
I caught a bus
like people catch fly balls.
1141
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:55,412
Like, who does that? I do that!
1142
01:12:55,497 --> 01:12:56,872
Billy! You do nothing.
1143
01:12:56,957 --> 01:13:00,417
You take selfies
and make people pay you.
1144
01:13:00,502 --> 01:13:03,796
You know, forget it. I can't really
talk to you when you look like this.
1145
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,590
You just wish it was you.
1146
01:13:06,173 --> 01:13:07,216
No shit!
1147
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:11,595
You think?
I would kill to have what you have.
1148
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,722
Because everything I do is, like,
1149
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,600
some desperate attempt
to get people to notice me.
1150
01:13:16,685 --> 01:13:18,728
To not feel sorry for me.
1151
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:21,523
I mean, look at me! Look at me.
Do you even see me?
1152
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:25,944
'Cause most people don't.
'Cause they don't want to.
1153
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,238
And now you don't either.
1154
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:31,073
I mean, you think this is who you are?
1155
01:13:31,157 --> 01:13:32,701
I mean, Billy, you're 14,
1156
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:34,868
and now you're no better
than the Breyers.
1157
01:13:35,662 --> 01:13:39,582
All this power, and all you did
was turn into a show-off and a bully.
1158
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:43,627
Whatever, kid!
1159
01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:45,005
I do what I want!
1160
01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:49,301
And I'm, like, mid-20s probably!
1161
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,095
Maybe even, like, 30.
1162
01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:56,682
Chosen one.
1163
01:14:00,645 --> 01:14:02,564
The so-called perfect man.
1164
01:14:04,064 --> 01:14:05,274
Pure of heart.
1165
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,235
Flawless in every way.
1166
01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:12,407
What made you so worthy?
1167
01:14:12,489 --> 01:14:14,868
I'm sorry, can I help...
1168
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,202
Do you want an autograph or something?
1169
01:14:16,286 --> 01:14:17,912
Give me your power.
1170
01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:21,541
Or die.
1171
01:14:21,625 --> 01:14:24,961
Oh, snap!
You're, like, a bad guy, right?
1172
01:14:25,045 --> 01:14:28,297
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Before this gets really stupid for you,
1173
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,466
you should know that
I'm basically invincible.
1174
01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,810
The weapons of man
draw no blood from our kind.
1175
01:14:41,895 --> 01:14:43,938
I said, stop right there!
1176
01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:46,190
The only thing
that extinguishes magic...
1177
01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:48,484
is magic.
1178
01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,279
Time to transfer your power to me.
1179
01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,453
Oh, you did not see that one coming,
did you, grandpa?
1180
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,454
Them's street rules.
1181
01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,298
Okay, okay, okay.
1182
01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:13,176
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1183
01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,220
I never should've punched you
in the nuts like that.
1184
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,342
That was totally my bad.
1185
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:17,639
We can talk about this.
1186
01:15:17,721 --> 01:15:19,224
You grovel like a child.
1187
01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,350
That's because I am one. I'm a kid!
1188
01:15:21,434 --> 01:15:22,851
You don't wanna hurt a kid, do you?
1189
01:15:26,146 --> 01:15:28,983
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can fly, I can fly!
1190
01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:30,694
Freddy said if I believe I can fly,
then I can fly.
1191
01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:32,654
So I believe! I believe! I believe!
1192
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:33,613
Okay.
1193
01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:34,780
Superman!
1194
01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,615
Superman! What arm is it?
1195
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,702
Why am I not flying?
1196
01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,286
Please, I don't wanna die!
1197
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:04,435
I'm floating!
1198
01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:12,944
What the hell was that?
1199
01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:19,158
I can fly!
1200
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:26,039
Billy?
1201
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,252
Freddy! I need your help!
1202
01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:31,128
You can fly?
1203
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,220
Who's the other guy?
1204
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:41,847
Santa!
1205
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:48,979
So, like, what do you and Mrs. Claus
do in the summertime?
1206
01:16:49,063 --> 01:16:51,565
Well, in some ways,
1207
01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:53,443
Santa is always here for you.
1208
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,283
Help Santa!
1209
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:04,828
Santa needs help! Help!
1210
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,372
Give us a shout if you need us.
1211
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:16,048
I'm just gonna chill in here
for a little while, if that's okay.
1212
01:17:19,219 --> 01:17:21,054
This is crazy.
1213
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:22,555
This is crazy.
You don't have to fight this guy.
1214
01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:24,765
This isn't your job. You can run, right?
1215
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:26,975
Yes, you can run. Awesome!
1216
01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:37,028
Get back!
1217
01:17:37,110 --> 01:17:38,529
Get away!
1218
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,533
- I'm Batman!
- Get him, Batman!
1219
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:46,496
Oh, sorry.
1220
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:13,689
Come on!
1221
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,009
Shazam!
1222
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,414
Billy!
1223
01:19:13,832 --> 01:19:14,751
Billy!
1224
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:17,628
Billy, where are you?
1225
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:21,757
Billy!
1226
01:19:23,009 --> 01:19:24,260
Where are you, Billy?
1227
01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:30,224
Billy, come on!
1228
01:19:33,353 --> 01:19:36,146
Billy. Where is he?
1229
01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:37,606
Supervillain.
1230
01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:40,359
Supervillain! Supervillain!
1231
01:19:41,234 --> 01:19:43,529
Worse. Much worse.
1232
01:19:44,404 --> 01:19:47,824
Radioactive anthromorph?
Psychic energy manipulator?
1233
01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:51,078
I won't let you read my mind.
My mind is blank. You can't get in.
1234
01:19:51,162 --> 01:19:54,873
I don't need to read your mind.
Because you are going to tell me.
1235
01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,417
Where is he?
1236
01:20:09,764 --> 01:20:11,306
Oh, my God, honey, are you okay?
1237
01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:13,976
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1238
01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,645
What happened? Are you hurt?
1239
01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:16,561
Come inside.
1240
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:17,939
We need to have a talk.
1241
01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,109
Just don't be
so hard on him, okay?
1242
01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:29,783
Running out on us! Lying!
1243
01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:33,537
Huh? Then I get a call from the school,
telling me you've been cutting class!
1244
01:20:33,621 --> 01:20:34,747
Getting in fights!
1245
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:41,003
Bill, the man saved nine people.
1246
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,171
Whoa! Is that...
1247
01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:45,298
I'm questioning his motive.
1248
01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:47,719
What's Freddy doing with a superhero?
1249
01:20:50,430 --> 01:20:54,266
Or what's a superhero doing with Freddy?
1250
01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,063
You remember dinner,
1251
01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:03,150
when Billy and Freddy were arguing
like an old married couple, like this?
1252
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:06,820
When he rescued me,
he knew I lived in a group home.
1253
01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,864
He knew my name. He called me Mary.
1254
01:21:17,622 --> 01:21:21,043
Wait, are you saying Billy's
the Human Power Storm?
1255
01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:22,920
Yes! You guys figured it out!
1256
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:24,463
All on your own. I didn't help.
1257
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,591
- I didn't break any promises.
- You knew?
1258
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:28,717
I'm a good sister!
1259
01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,599
I mean, what were you thinking?
1260
01:21:35,515 --> 01:21:37,310
And then you bring Freddy into it.
1261
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:46,234
Give him some space, guys.
He's a little upset, okay?
1262
01:21:56,287 --> 01:21:57,287
Billy?
1263
01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:03,752
You're him.
1264
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:06,171
You're the hero.
1265
01:22:07,422 --> 01:22:09,216
Yeah, well, not anymore, so...
1266
01:22:14,346 --> 01:22:16,556
Why do you have my notebook?
1267
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,144
Eugene finished your search.
1268
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:23,605
Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?
1269
01:22:23,689 --> 01:22:26,024
But I have played Watch Dogs and Uplink.
1270
01:22:26,109 --> 01:22:29,194
And maybe I did pick up a few skills,
which maybe did get me
1271
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:31,279
into federal databases
most people can't get into.
1272
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:33,490
Good for you, but I'm gonna go.
1273
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:37,286
Your parents' names
are Marilyn and C.C. Batson.
1274
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:43,708
What?
1275
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,045
You were born
in Zumbrota, Minnesota.
1276
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:47,838
They divorced when you were three.
1277
01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:51,842
Your mom moved here that year.
Twenty months later, you got lost.
1278
01:22:51,926 --> 01:22:52,760
You never found them
1279
01:22:52,844 --> 01:22:55,971
'cause your dad's been in prison
in Florida for ten years.
1280
01:22:56,055 --> 01:22:57,265
And your mom's...
1281
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:00,100
What?
1282
01:23:01,853 --> 01:23:02,979
Is she dead?
1283
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:05,230
She's two subway stops away.
1284
01:23:06,565 --> 01:23:07,608
What?
1285
01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:11,863
You know, you didn't find her
because she reverted to her maiden name.
1286
01:23:16,199 --> 01:23:18,161
Hey, Billy! Billy!
1287
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:23,457
- Victor, get the keys.
- I got it.
1288
01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,792
Kids, stay here
in case Billy comes back.
1289
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,302
Come on. Inside, let's go.
1290
01:23:44,103 --> 01:23:46,564
Wait. I thought
we were running after Billy.
1291
01:23:46,646 --> 01:23:49,358
No, we're gonna wait here for now.
1292
01:23:53,069 --> 01:23:54,322
Billy?
1293
01:23:56,948 --> 01:23:57,908
Freddy?
1294
01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:04,457
Oh, how quaint.
1295
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,252
Actually, I take that back.
1296
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:13,423
What a shithole.
1297
01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,717
Just a second.
1298
01:25:02,515 --> 01:25:04,100
Hey, look, I'm late
for work already, all right?
1299
01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,894
We don't need any magazines or whatever.
Thanks, though.
1300
01:25:06,978 --> 01:25:08,061
Oh, I'm not.
1301
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:11,106
You probably don't recognize me...
1302
01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:14,234
but I found my way home.
1303
01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,569
Mom.
1304
01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:19,782
It's me.
1305
01:25:21,117 --> 01:25:22,201
Oh, God.
1306
01:25:23,618 --> 01:25:24,551
Is it?
1307
01:25:27,539 --> 01:25:29,582
Um... Hang on.
1308
01:25:30,751 --> 01:25:32,127
Who's at the door?
1309
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,713
It's, um...
1310
01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,257
It's no one, Travis.
1311
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:43,680
That wasn't Dad, was it?
1312
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,057
No.
1313
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,270
Listen, um...
1314
01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,439
It's really you, huh?
1315
01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:58,779
I didn't mean to run away.
You know that, right?
1316
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:02,198
I let go, but it was by accident.
1317
01:26:02,283 --> 01:26:03,993
Yeah, no. I know, yeah.
1318
01:26:05,077 --> 01:26:06,203
I saw you.
1319
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:08,497
What?
1320
01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,293
I saw you after.
1321
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:19,591
So, it was never your fault.
1322
01:26:20,216 --> 01:26:24,305
Look, I was 17, okay?
And my daddy kicked me out.
1323
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:28,684
And your dad just decided
not to be a part of anything.
1324
01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,896
And I was hurting, and I was screwed up.
1325
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:36,942
- I want the tiger.
- I know.
1326
01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,735
I know, honey,
1327
01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,488
but Mom's not exactly
going pro here, okay?
1328
01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:45,326
Billy?
1329
01:26:45,909 --> 01:26:46,743
Billy!
1330
01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:48,828
Billy?
1331
01:26:49,412 --> 01:26:52,082
Jesus Christ. Billy, this isn't funny!
1332
01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,458
Here you go, buddy.
1333
01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:56,670
That should warm you up. Is that better?
1334
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:02,760
Look, it's just once
I saw you with the police,
1335
01:27:02,842 --> 01:27:04,970
I realized that they could do
1336
01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,680
a better job taking care of you
than I ever will.
1337
01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:14,688
But you're good, right?
1338
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:18,692
I mean, you landed on your feet.
1339
01:27:19,402 --> 01:27:21,153
Because, I mean, you look real good.
1340
01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:24,532
It's just...
1341
01:27:26,951 --> 01:27:30,162
now is not a really good time
for me, Bill.
1342
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:39,337
All I wanted to do is
let you know I'm doing good,
1343
01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:44,092
but I have to get back
to my real family.
1344
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:47,262
Here.
1345
01:27:50,890 --> 01:27:51,725
What's this?
1346
01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,520
Marilyn!
What's goin' on out there?
1347
01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,730
You might need it more than me.
1348
01:28:15,623 --> 01:28:18,210
Freddy, you were right.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1349
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:21,881
Come home, Billy.
Come home.
1350
01:28:21,963 --> 01:28:25,592
- Billy! Supervillain!
- Supervillain!
1351
01:28:41,774 --> 01:28:42,818
Shazam!
1352
01:28:56,707 --> 01:28:58,667
Who are you? What do you want?
1353
01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:00,961
What do I want?
1354
01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:02,796
I want...
1355
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:08,676
That.
1356
01:29:10,054 --> 01:29:11,180
Whoa.
1357
01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,393
Kick his ass, Billy!
1358
01:29:19,854 --> 01:29:20,939
Yes, Billy.
1359
01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:23,149
Try it, by all means.
1360
01:29:23,234 --> 01:29:25,277
Let them go and I'll come inside.
1361
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,363
No, first, you come inside,
1362
01:29:27,445 --> 01:29:28,948
then maybe I'll let them go.
1363
01:29:46,047 --> 01:29:47,550
Good boy.
1364
01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:52,345
Because that's all you are, isn't it?
1365
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,347
How old are you?
1366
01:29:54,430 --> 01:29:56,725
- Basically 15.
- Hmm.
1367
01:29:58,978 --> 01:30:02,648
When I was a child, the old man told me
I wasn't good enough.
1368
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,650
Yet here you are, a coward.
1369
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:11,239
Run from me and the wizard chooses you?
You're not a hero.
1370
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,908
But I'm gonna give you
the opportunity to be one.
1371
01:30:14,993 --> 01:30:16,703
Give me the power of the champion.
1372
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:17,997
No. Don't do it, Billy.
1373
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:37,432
Give me the power and I'll let them go.
1374
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:38,725
Darla, no.
1375
01:30:39,310 --> 01:30:40,394
Don't go, Billy.
1376
01:30:41,561 --> 01:30:43,605
- Don't go, Billy.
- Darla, come here.
1377
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:45,524
No, I have to.
1378
01:30:45,608 --> 01:30:48,444
It's what a good brother would do.
Right?
1379
01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:54,533
Billy.
1380
01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:23,729
I dedicated my life
to getting here.
1381
01:31:24,771 --> 01:31:26,481
I scoured the earth.
1382
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,399
No one believed me.
1383
01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,069
No one helped.
1384
01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,570
Not the wizard.
1385
01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:34,907
Not my family.
1386
01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,534
I only had myself.
1387
01:31:39,243 --> 01:31:40,412
I get it.
1388
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:43,373
I get what that's like.
1389
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,168
Feeling like
you're all alone in the world.
1390
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,212
Stand.
1391
01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:51,381
Feeling like there's that one thing,
and if you could just find it,
1392
01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:53,425
then you'd finally be good enough.
1393
01:31:53,509 --> 01:31:54,467
Stand.
1394
01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:58,930
The champion's name.
1395
01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:01,475
Say it.
1396
01:32:28,877 --> 01:32:30,128
Look, no offense, mister,
1397
01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:32,506
but I don't think these things
have your best interest at heart.
1398
01:32:33,256 --> 01:32:36,135
Don't listen to this child.
1399
01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:39,220
Take the staff.
1400
01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:43,684
Hold it
and say the champion's name.
1401
01:32:44,309 --> 01:32:45,810
They're using you.
1402
01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:48,896
You have to see that,
that they are using you.
1403
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:50,106
Say your name.
1404
01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:54,569
His name...
1405
01:32:55,863 --> 01:32:57,905
is Captain Sparklefingers.
1406
01:32:57,989 --> 01:33:00,158
And we're gonna keep throwing things
at your big,
1407
01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:02,202
fat, ugly-eyed head,
1408
01:33:02,286 --> 01:33:04,162
until you let our brother go.
1409
01:33:28,811 --> 01:33:30,480
Boy, am I glad
I didn't sell that Batarang.
1410
01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:33,064
- Pedro, is that a lamp?
- It's an ugly one.
1411
01:33:33,065 --> 01:33:34,859
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1412
01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,110
Guys, I appreciate the thought,
1413
01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,238
I really do, but I don't think
your weapons are gonna help.
1414
01:33:38,322 --> 01:33:39,864
You can put 'em down now.
1415
01:33:41,492 --> 01:33:42,618
The door was right here.
1416
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:44,118
Billy, how do we get outta here?
1417
01:33:44,703 --> 01:33:45,962
What, you think I know? I don't know.
1418
01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:47,831
This way!
1419
01:33:47,914 --> 01:33:49,416
Go, go, go. Follow Darla.
1420
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,292
Good job, Darla. Go, go, go!
1421
01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,293
Kids?
1422
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:55,046
Why is this open?
1423
01:33:55,631 --> 01:33:57,757
Freddy? Mary?
1424
01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:02,845
Pedro, Pedro, come on.
1425
01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:04,722
Freddy? Freddy, keep up.
1426
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:06,099
Darla, stay in front.
1427
01:34:06,934 --> 01:34:08,100
We gotta hurry.
1428
01:34:31,750 --> 01:34:32,960
Whoa!
1429
01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:36,255
So many doors.
1430
01:34:36,337 --> 01:34:39,131
One of these has to be a way out, right?
1431
01:34:39,216 --> 01:34:40,509
Yeah, I would hope so.
1432
01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:58,569
Not this one.
1433
01:35:12,666 --> 01:35:14,751
Okay, no more doors.
Nobody open any more doors.
1434
01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:16,752
Come on, Billy. What are we gonna do?
1435
01:35:16,837 --> 01:35:17,921
Darla, I don't know.
1436
01:35:18,005 --> 01:35:20,506
Yes, you do. Just think.
How'd you get out last time?
1437
01:35:20,591 --> 01:35:22,717
Uh, last time, I thought about
the subway, and I was on the subway.
1438
01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:24,720
Okay. Then, Billy, look,
think about the subway.
1439
01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:27,514
Think about any place
except for here, okay?
1440
01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:50,871
Come on, come on, come on.
1441
01:35:50,953 --> 01:35:52,663
Why are you covering my eyes?
1442
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:55,375
Really? This is the first place
you think of? Wow!
1443
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:56,542
You're welcome!
1444
01:35:56,627 --> 01:35:58,252
Why can't I see what's inside?
1445
01:35:58,337 --> 01:35:59,796
You are not old enough.
1446
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:01,756
Old enough to know that was great music.
1447
01:36:02,548 --> 01:36:03,507
Not my thing.
1448
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,717
Where's Freddy?
1449
01:36:04,801 --> 01:36:05,969
Yeah, you, too, Sriracha.
1450
01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:07,762
Hey, have a holly jolly Christmas.
1451
01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:09,139
Freddy! What are you doing?
1452
01:36:09,221 --> 01:36:10,599
Nice people.
1453
01:36:10,681 --> 01:36:11,557
Nice people? Come on.
1454
01:36:11,641 --> 01:36:13,601
Is that glitter?
They have glitter! Can I get glitter?
1455
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,895
No, not from them.
1456
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:16,020
Please?
1457
01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:16,939
No..
1458
01:36:18,981 --> 01:36:19,815
Darla.
1459
01:36:24,947 --> 01:36:26,864
Go, go, go. Everybody, go!
1460
01:36:26,948 --> 01:36:28,574
Freddy? Freddy, Freddy.
1461
01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:29,993
One, two, three. Up, up. Up we go.
1462
01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:40,087
Carnival, go! Go, Mary, go.
1463
01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,963
Come on, Pedro. Come on.
1464
01:36:53,809 --> 01:36:55,394
Don't run, but don't walk.
Just be cool.
1465
01:36:55,476 --> 01:36:58,145
Act naturally,
like kids naturally act in a carnival.
1466
01:36:58,229 --> 01:36:59,939
- He's not gonna look for us here.
- Is that him?
1467
01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:01,483
- Oh, my God!
- Dude, it's Zap-tain America!
1468
01:37:01,565 --> 01:37:03,527
- Power Boy!
- He's an impersonator, okay?
1469
01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,819
Yeah, I'm an impersonator!
I'm a fake version of myself.
1470
01:37:04,903 --> 01:37:06,320
Don't take pictures.
1471
01:37:08,532 --> 01:37:09,699
Shazam!
1472
01:37:16,832 --> 01:37:18,375
Hey! Where'd he go?
1473
01:37:18,457 --> 01:37:19,667
What, is he invisible now?
1474
01:37:27,050 --> 01:37:29,845
Oh, man, I just spit on a baby!
1475
01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:32,889
Yo, what is that?
1476
01:37:36,350 --> 01:37:37,685
Who is that guy?
1477
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,188
Champion.
1478
01:37:43,065 --> 01:37:45,152
You don't deserve that name.
1479
01:37:46,528 --> 01:37:49,197
See that? Look at that up there!
1480
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:52,908
Hiding behind
innocent people who will now die.
1481
01:37:54,703 --> 01:37:58,289
Because deep down
you're still just a scared little boy.
1482
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,085
Oh, no.
1483
01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:05,963
Run! Run!
1484
01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:21,395
- Oh! What do we do?
- Just hold on!
1485
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:23,148
- To what?
- The bar, you idiot!
1486
01:38:32,323 --> 01:38:34,201
Well, you wanted me to be a hero.
1487
01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:35,327
Are you kidding?
1488
01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:39,206
Okay, no. Old guy's up there
harboring multiple spiritual entities.
1489
01:38:39,288 --> 01:38:40,998
Plus, he has the same powers as you.
1490
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,458
Plus, I mean, he knows what he's doing.
1491
01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:44,168
Plus, I mean, you're my best friend.
I don't want you to die.
1492
01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,547
If a superhero can't save his family,
1493
01:38:49,882 --> 01:38:50,926
he's not much of a hero.
1494
01:38:55,805 --> 01:38:57,015
That was a decent catchphrase.
1495
01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:59,016
Shazam!
1496
01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:09,903
Now, let's try this again.
1497
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:25,752
Or try that again!
1498
01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:34,845
Billy, look out!
1499
01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:40,432
Laser eyes!
Guys, he's got laser eyes!
1500
01:39:40,516 --> 01:39:42,685
Too bad your aim sucks balls!
1501
01:39:52,570 --> 01:39:53,779
That's his power matrix.
1502
01:39:53,863 --> 01:39:54,863
His what-what?
1503
01:39:54,905 --> 01:39:57,908
When the demon guys leave his eye,
he loses his powers.
1504
01:39:58,702 --> 01:40:00,244
That's why the Batarang hurt him.
1505
01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:02,372
Hey!
1506
01:40:02,454 --> 01:40:03,413
Over here!
1507
01:40:04,832 --> 01:40:06,542
- Wait. What are you doing?
- Trust me. Divide and conquer.
1508
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:08,962
We separate the Sins from the eye,
and he's just an old man.
1509
01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:10,796
Gather the mutts.
1510
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:25,561
Run!
1511
01:40:31,818 --> 01:40:33,904
Darla, no!
1512
01:40:48,877 --> 01:40:50,587
Here. Take it.
1513
01:40:50,670 --> 01:40:52,546
Take it. It's for you.
1514
01:40:52,631 --> 01:40:54,216
Hold it tight.
1515
01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:57,260
Close your eyes.
Everything's gonna be okay.
1516
01:40:57,344 --> 01:40:58,802
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1517
01:40:59,679 --> 01:41:00,805
Okay.
1518
01:41:41,136 --> 01:41:42,264
Shazam!
1519
01:42:04,577 --> 01:42:05,996
Shazam!
1520
01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:12,585
Playtime's over, boy.
1521
01:42:14,170 --> 01:42:15,671
Your friends can't help you anymore.
1522
01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:16,922
Shazam!
1523
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:22,679
Hey!
1524
01:42:49,538 --> 01:42:50,664
Shazam!
1525
01:43:15,230 --> 01:43:16,940
Nice trick.
1526
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:18,025
Catchy.
1527
01:43:18,609 --> 01:43:20,487
One simple word.
1528
01:43:20,569 --> 01:43:22,238
I have a better trick.
1529
01:43:23,198 --> 01:43:24,490
Four words.
1530
01:43:25,783 --> 01:43:26,951
Kill the little girl.
1531
01:43:27,034 --> 01:43:29,662
- Darla, no!
- Take me instead!
1532
01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:35,001
Stop!
1533
01:43:50,516 --> 01:43:53,269
Billy, there's one more
demon guy in his eye!
1534
01:43:53,353 --> 01:43:55,354
You gotta just rip it out
of his face hole!
1535
01:43:55,438 --> 01:43:56,480
It's where he gets his power.
1536
01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:02,319
Reach for it.
1537
01:44:04,029 --> 01:44:04,863
I dare you.
1538
01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:15,417
Wise decision.
1539
01:44:17,752 --> 01:44:19,128
Hands on the staff.
1540
01:44:19,921 --> 01:44:22,172
Billy, don't do this. Billy!
1541
01:44:22,256 --> 01:44:23,841
- Billy.
- Don't do it, Billy!
1542
01:44:23,925 --> 01:44:24,884
Don't!
1543
01:44:44,319 --> 01:44:47,907
Say my name so my power
may flow through you.
1544
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:51,118
I open my heart to you, Billy Batson.
1545
01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:55,038
And in so doing, choose you as champion.
1546
01:44:55,707 --> 01:44:59,252
With your heart,
unlock your greatest power.
1547
01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:02,130
The thrones
of our brothers and sisters await.
1548
01:45:10,762 --> 01:45:11,597
All hands on deck.
1549
01:45:17,228 --> 01:45:18,438
Say my name.
1550
01:45:19,814 --> 01:45:21,190
Billy!
1551
01:45:21,274 --> 01:45:22,274
No, not my name.
1552
01:45:22,358 --> 01:45:23,902
Say the name that I say
to turn into this guy.
1553
01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:26,279
Shazam!
1554
01:46:05,150 --> 01:46:06,109
Guys.
1555
01:46:08,154 --> 01:46:09,072
What's happening?
1556
01:46:13,618 --> 01:46:14,702
I can fly!
1557
01:46:19,832 --> 01:46:21,208
Guys.
1558
01:46:21,292 --> 01:46:23,336
Check out these guns.
1559
01:46:24,295 --> 01:46:27,297
No. It's not possible.
1560
01:46:29,300 --> 01:46:32,261
Gee-whiz, mister.
Sorry I took your cane.
1561
01:46:32,345 --> 01:46:33,512
Do you want it back?
1562
01:46:36,181 --> 01:46:37,641
Guys, I don't believe in violence,
1563
01:46:38,225 --> 01:46:41,520
but I think we should kick
this guy's butt, like, really hard.
1564
01:46:46,275 --> 01:46:47,569
Whoa!
1565
01:46:53,198 --> 01:46:54,599
Guys, I think I can move really...
1566
01:46:55,534 --> 01:46:56,452
fast.
1567
01:46:57,244 --> 01:46:59,247
Hyper-speed! Check!
1568
01:47:08,338 --> 01:47:10,800
Billy! The eye!
1569
01:47:18,682 --> 01:47:19,600
Look out!
1570
01:47:21,894 --> 01:47:22,729
Whoa!
1571
01:47:24,396 --> 01:47:26,690
What?
1572
01:47:28,067 --> 01:47:29,021
- What!
- Dude!
1573
01:47:29,027 --> 01:47:31,029
You almost exploded me.
1574
01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:18,951
Dude, I've studied
the fighting techniques
1575
01:48:19,034 --> 01:48:20,494
of every single superhero.
1576
01:48:21,787 --> 01:48:23,538
What do you got?
1577
01:48:26,917 --> 01:48:28,418
Well, that's terrifying.
1578
01:49:02,369 --> 01:49:04,372
Enough games, boy.
1579
01:49:05,414 --> 01:49:06,873
You think a pack of children can...
1580
01:49:10,293 --> 01:49:11,378
Wait, what?
1581
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:13,756
You will beg for mercy
1582
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,800
as I feast on your heart...
1583
01:49:16,591 --> 01:49:17,426
slow.
1584
01:49:19,345 --> 01:49:22,931
Are you making some big evil guy speech
right now or something?
1585
01:49:23,015 --> 01:49:26,560
You're, like, a mile away from me
right now. There's cars and trucks.
1586
01:49:26,644 --> 01:49:29,604
I will have the world
eating out of the palm of my hand...
1587
01:49:29,689 --> 01:49:32,149
All I see is mouth moving.
I don't hear any...
1588
01:49:32,233 --> 01:49:35,737
Only I have the power to unleash...
1589
01:49:37,654 --> 01:49:38,948
Ah, whatever. Screw it.
1590
01:50:09,895 --> 01:50:11,229
Oh, my gosh. Those people!
1591
01:50:19,322 --> 01:50:20,448
Hi!
1592
01:50:20,530 --> 01:50:21,908
Wow. I caught you.
1593
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,962
I got it. I got it.
1594
01:50:42,177 --> 01:50:43,930
Oh, my God. I do got it.
1595
01:51:00,279 --> 01:51:01,363
You're not gonna believe this,
1596
01:51:01,447 --> 01:51:03,365
but you're actually the first villain
I've ever fought.
1597
01:51:03,448 --> 01:51:05,076
It's kind of a huge deal for me.
1598
01:51:19,465 --> 01:51:22,009
Somebody help!
1599
01:51:36,106 --> 01:51:39,025
Hi. Wow. It's really you.
1600
01:51:40,069 --> 01:51:42,863
My name is Darla,
and I've been really good.
1601
01:51:42,947 --> 01:51:43,823
What?
1602
01:51:47,993 --> 01:51:49,161
Oh, crap.
1603
01:51:50,662 --> 01:51:51,538
No, no, no.
1604
01:51:51,622 --> 01:51:52,622
No, no. No!
1605
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,225
No! No, no.
1606
01:52:20,443 --> 01:52:21,484
Oh, my God!
1607
01:52:21,569 --> 01:52:23,237
Is he giving us
suitcase wedgies?
1608
01:53:00,399 --> 01:53:02,275
So this is, like,
the Seven Deadly Sins, right?
1609
01:53:03,527 --> 01:53:05,947
I mean, I've never been great at math,
1610
01:53:06,029 --> 01:53:08,823
but, uh, the big, angry one,
that's Wrath, yeah?
1611
01:53:08,908 --> 01:53:10,909
And then Gluttony, obvi.
1612
01:53:11,786 --> 01:53:15,247
Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust,
1613
01:53:15,331 --> 01:53:18,960
who I thought was gonna be
way hotter, if I'm being honest.
1614
01:53:19,627 --> 01:53:22,712
But that's only six.
Where's lucky number seven?
1615
01:53:22,796 --> 01:53:25,006
Where's little man? Where's Envy?
1616
01:53:25,091 --> 01:53:27,760
Is he just scared of me and my family
because we're so awesome?
1617
01:53:27,842 --> 01:53:28,677
Because I get that.
1618
01:53:29,427 --> 01:53:31,596
Like, the other sins,
they get to come out and fight
1619
01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,556
because they're big
and strong and scary.
1620
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,725
But Envy...
1621
01:53:36,101 --> 01:53:37,560
he's just the runt.
1622
01:53:50,198 --> 01:53:53,243
And that's why all the other sins
never invite him out to play, man.
1623
01:53:53,327 --> 01:53:55,121
Because they all know who'd win.
1624
01:53:56,037 --> 01:54:01,335
And it's not weak, worthless, ugly Envy.
1625
01:54:27,569 --> 01:54:29,154
Gotcha.
1626
01:54:29,238 --> 01:54:31,282
Shazam!
1627
01:54:37,704 --> 01:54:39,081
Shazam!
1628
01:54:49,507 --> 01:54:51,260
Ready to go round up your buddies?
1629
01:55:20,581 --> 01:55:23,917
No. No.!
1630
01:55:53,613 --> 01:55:55,990
Here's the thing about power.
1631
01:55:56,117 --> 01:55:59,828
What good's power,
if you got nobody to share it with?
1632
01:56:01,454 --> 01:56:03,207
- Nice.
- Ta-da!
1633
01:56:03,289 --> 01:56:04,207
That's disgusting.
1634
01:56:04,291 --> 01:56:05,126
Fatality.
1635
01:56:07,002 --> 01:56:08,045
I got the voice.
1636
01:56:11,798 --> 01:56:12,632
What's that?
1637
01:56:18,514 --> 01:56:20,682
I can have anything I've ever wanted?
1638
01:56:24,520 --> 01:56:25,688
Billy.
1639
01:56:25,813 --> 01:56:26,980
No, no, no!
1640
01:56:27,064 --> 01:56:28,524
- Stop it!
- Don't look at that!
1641
01:56:28,606 --> 01:56:29,859
Billy, don't do it!
1642
01:56:30,609 --> 01:56:32,027
Ah!
1643
01:56:32,653 --> 01:56:34,822
- You should hear yourselves!
- Not funny.
1644
01:56:34,904 --> 01:56:36,948
You think I'm gonna put
a demon ball in my head?
1645
01:56:37,032 --> 01:56:37,949
That's disgusting.
1646
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:40,411
That's funny. That's pretty funny.
You got me going.
1647
01:56:40,493 --> 01:56:41,996
- You got me going.
- Uh... Guys.
1648
01:56:45,248 --> 01:56:46,082
What?
1649
01:56:48,127 --> 01:56:49,587
Oh. Hey.
1650
01:56:50,171 --> 01:56:52,547
Oh, wow.
1651
01:57:00,096 --> 01:57:01,431
All right, We did it!
1652
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:05,519
Hey, all right, yeah! We did it!
1653
01:57:06,729 --> 01:57:08,939
We did it!
1654
01:57:09,355 --> 01:57:12,275
Hey, you guys are all safe.
There's no more danger anymore.
1655
01:57:12,359 --> 01:57:14,694
- We're fine. It's okay.
- All right, all right, all right.
1656
01:57:14,778 --> 01:57:15,820
We're good.
1657
01:57:26,207 --> 01:57:27,875
You sure this is gonna work?
1658
01:57:29,627 --> 01:57:30,668
Told ya.
1659
01:57:31,212 --> 01:57:32,421
Whoa!
1660
01:57:34,215 --> 01:57:35,173
Whoa!
1661
01:57:50,021 --> 01:57:51,481
You guys know what this place is, right?
1662
01:57:51,564 --> 01:57:54,693
A dark, haunted cave with demon statues.
1663
01:57:54,777 --> 01:57:57,445
Well, yes, but also...
1664
01:57:59,739 --> 01:58:03,327
Lair! We got a lair!
1665
01:58:03,409 --> 01:58:04,536
- Lair.
- Yeah.
1666
01:58:04,619 --> 01:58:05,662
No, you right.
1667
01:58:05,746 --> 01:58:07,288
We got a lair.
1668
01:58:09,291 --> 01:58:10,542
What's a lair?
1669
01:58:11,460 --> 01:58:13,212
And thanks to six superheroes,
1670
01:58:13,295 --> 01:58:17,382
citizens are back in their homes,
safe again with their families.
1671
01:58:17,466 --> 01:58:19,926
And here with an eyewitness account
of the events...
1672
01:58:20,010 --> 01:58:22,262
It was crazy, man!
1673
01:58:22,345 --> 01:58:24,265
Creatures from hell!
1674
01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:26,934
Lightning coming out
of everyone's everything!
1675
01:58:27,016 --> 01:58:29,770
And that is not cool, man!
1676
01:58:29,853 --> 01:58:31,896
So, first day as a superhero.
1677
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:35,109
Automatic top spot
for best ever.
1678
01:58:35,192 --> 01:58:37,027
The man shattered
the glass noodle ceiling.
1679
01:58:37,110 --> 01:58:38,862
- No. That's racist.
- Not if I say it.
1680
01:58:38,945 --> 01:58:39,947
Guys.
1681
01:58:41,073 --> 01:58:42,448
- All hands on deck.
- Oh!
1682
01:58:45,159 --> 01:58:46,996
Wait, wait, wait.
1683
01:58:47,078 --> 01:58:48,122
Wait.
1684
01:58:48,204 --> 01:58:49,789
Thank you for this food.
1685
01:58:49,872 --> 01:58:51,917
Thank you for this day.
1686
01:58:52,001 --> 01:58:53,042
Thank you for this family.
1687
01:58:54,127 --> 01:58:56,212
I thought maybe this time I'd stay.
1688
01:58:57,631 --> 01:59:00,384
I mean, after all,
1689
01:59:00,466 --> 01:59:01,342
I'm home.
1690
01:59:33,458 --> 01:59:35,210
He better not sit at our table.
1691
01:59:38,546 --> 01:59:39,672
Nope!
1692
01:59:42,176 --> 01:59:43,092
Okay.
1693
01:59:46,764 --> 01:59:48,222
What are you doing?
1694
01:59:48,306 --> 01:59:50,350
Waiting for your imaginary BFF
to show up?
1695
01:59:50,434 --> 01:59:51,601
Yeah.
1696
02:00:00,277 --> 02:00:01,194
What are you guys doing here?
1697
02:00:01,779 --> 02:00:03,197
Well, we're having lunch with you.
1698
02:00:03,279 --> 02:00:04,823
But you guys have
different lunch periods.
1699
02:00:05,407 --> 02:00:06,908
Well, we made
a very special arrangement.
1700
02:00:08,743 --> 02:00:11,287
- Darla, what's going on?
- Why are you asking me?
1701
02:00:11,997 --> 02:00:12,997
Freddy Freeman.
1702
02:00:15,458 --> 02:00:20,756
This guy taught me everything I know
about being a dope superhero.
1703
02:00:20,838 --> 02:00:23,132
True story. You should get
some pointers from him.
1704
02:00:23,216 --> 02:00:27,720
What's going on,
my best bud in the whole world?
1705
02:00:27,805 --> 02:00:32,100
And also new kids that I'm meeting
for the first time but seem very cool?
1706
02:00:32,434 --> 02:00:33,394
Uh...
1707
02:00:33,476 --> 02:00:36,270
I invited another friend.
I hope that's okay.
1708
02:03:32,989 --> 02:03:37,243
Sun of Ra.
1709
02:03:38,494 --> 02:03:45,085
Ouroboros.
1710
02:03:46,920 --> 02:03:50,465
Solomon's...
1711
02:03:50,548 --> 02:03:52,842
Knot.
1712
02:04:04,020 --> 02:04:07,524
No! No.!
1713
02:04:13,904 --> 02:04:16,783
Primitive symbols.
1714
02:04:16,867 --> 02:04:21,579
You walking, talking monkeys
with your cave drawings.
1715
02:04:22,331 --> 02:04:26,417
You assume there's only one way
to gain magic.
1716
02:04:26,501 --> 02:04:28,295
No, no, no.
1717
02:04:29,546 --> 02:04:32,423
There are more ways
than a mind can imagine.
1718
02:04:33,550 --> 02:04:35,426
What in God's name?
1719
02:04:35,510 --> 02:04:39,972
I name the gods, Doctor.
Not the other way around.
1720
02:04:40,056 --> 02:04:43,268
Oh, what fun
we're going to have together.
1721
02:04:43,351 --> 02:04:47,314
The Seven Realms are about to be ours.
1722
02:11:13,742 --> 02:11:16,036
Don't beat yourself up, buddy.
You're gonna find someone.
1723
02:11:16,869 --> 02:11:18,621
Yeah, I'm sure.
1724
02:11:18,704 --> 02:11:20,998
Because there's plenty of fish
in the sea.
1725
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:24,210
Of course it's not real.
I can't talk to fish.
1726
02:11:24,627 --> 02:11:27,255
Even if I could, I mean, honestly,
what could we do with that that's cool?
1727
02:11:27,337 --> 02:11:31,592
I don't know, maybe command
an army of billions in the ocean.
1728
02:11:31,676 --> 02:11:34,845
Oh, yeah. Well, that's not that cool.